$14, 'HEALTHY'
THE WRAP
$9, HONEST
THE BURRITO
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE MATH
Tortilla plus fillings, folded. That's the whole recipe.
Tortilla plus fillings, folded. With rice. And a soul.
THE BRANDING
A wrap is a burrito that went to business school.
A burrito never once pretended to be healthy. Respect.
THE RECEIPT
$14 because the menu says 'protein-forward.'
$9 and it's heavier than a dumbbell.
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