COLD, 7AM
HOT, ALLEGEDLY
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE DEFINITION
Solids in liquid, eaten with a spoon, from a bowl.
Solids in liquid, eaten with a spoon, from a bowl. But COOKED.
THE TEMP DEFENSE
Gazpacho is cold and you call THAT soup. Explain yourself.
Intent matters. Soup is made. Cereal is assembled.
HOUSE RULES
Nobody eats minestrone at 7am. Checkmate or cowardice?
Cereal-soup people are why society has rules.
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