'WELLNESS'
SMOOTHIE
NO PRETENSE
MILKSHAKE
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE BLENDER
Fruit, ice, and spinach for the story.
Ice cream. Milk. Zero pretense.
THE BRANDING
A smoothie is a milkshake with a LinkedIn profile.
A milkshake never claimed to be a workout.
THE SUGAR
38 grams but it's 'from fruit' so it doesn't count, right?
42 grams and proud of every single one.
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