COMFORT ERA
LEGGINGS
HARDWARE ERA
PANTS
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE DEFINITION
Two leg tubes, a waistband, worn in public. Pants.
Pants have structure. Pockets. A zipper. Standards.
THE POCKET TEST
Newer leggings have pockets. Argument deleted.
A phone shelf on your thigh is not a pocket.
THE OFFICE
With a long shirt? Nobody has ever noticed.
Everyone noticed. Everyone was polite.
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