SUNDAY, BOOTH 4
THE DINER
SUNDAY, THE LINE
BAGEL STORE
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE ORDER
Coffee lands before you sit. The menu is 14 pages of yes.
Order in nine words, out in six minutes.
THE HANG
Booth time is sacred. Nobody rushes a diner.
It's not a hang, it's a heist. In and out.
10AM DAMAGE
Hungover? The diner forgives all sins.
The bagel store doesn't forgive. It feeds.
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