THE NEW GUARD
VODKA SAUCE
THE ELDER
MARINARA
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THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE RECIPE
Cream, a splash of vodka, and suddenly it's a party.
Tomatoes, garlic, basil. Perfection needs no gimmick.
THE DATA
Penne alla vodka is the island's most ordered dish. Facts.
Marinara built the island. Respect the foundation.
AFTERMATH
Rich. Heavy. A nap in sauce form.
Light enough to keep arguing after dinner, as intended.
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