Queens, $18 in his checking account
Metropolis, alien trust-fund energy
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE ORIGIN
Nerd gets bit by a radioactive spider and now does whatever a spider does. Local. Relatable. Broke.
Baby rocketed off a dying planet, adopted by farmers, becomes a flying god. Wholesome. Overpowered. Immigrant icon.
THE POWER SET
Web-slinging, wall-crawling, spider-sense, and the ability to crack a joke mid-punch. Scrappy underdog forever.
Flight, laser eyes, freeze breath, super strength, and basically immortality. The dude is a difficulty setting, not a hero.
THE VIBE
Can't pay rent, can't keep a girlfriend, still shows up to save you. Peak anxiety king.
Never met a moral gray area. Boy scout in a cape who WILL lecture you about hope.
👇 PICK A SIDE 👇
NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT? SKIP ▸