THE POP
THE THWOCK
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE BARRIER
Learn it in an afternoon, addicted by the weekend.
Two years of lessons before the fun unlocks. Character-building.
THE SOUND
That pop is the sound of a growing empire.
That thwock is a hundred years of class.
THE COURT WARS
We'll take the lines. All of the lines.
Get your tape off our baseline.
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