FRONT DESK
HOTEL
LOCKBOX CODE
AIRBNB
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
CHECK-IN
A human hands you a key and takes your bags.
A lockbox riddle, three flights of stairs, and a binder of rules.
THE FEES
The price is the price. Mostly.
A $90 cleaning fee AND you're stripping the beds yourself?
THE SPACE
A room. A good one. That's the deal.
A whole kitchen you'll use to store one pizza box.
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