$45/MONTH
THE GYM
FREE FOREVER
RUNNING OUTSIDE
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE SETUP
Climate control, mirrors, and a machine for every mood.
A door. You open it. Workout started.
THE COST
$45 a month, fully used in exactly one January.
Free forever. Sidewalk included.
THE VIBE
Headphones in, world off, numbers up.
Sun, air, and the occasional excellent dog.
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