GLASS BOTTLE
$6 WATER
YOUR SINK
THE TAP
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE SOURCE
A pristine spring. Allegedly. On an island. Allegedly.
NYC tap: famously good and tested constantly.
THE BOTTLE
The bottle IS the product. Look at it. Gorgeous.
Your cup at home didn't need a brand ambassador.
THE MATH
$6 at the minibar. $9 courtside.
Fractions of a penny. The pipe doesn't do markups.
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