THE GREETING
DOGS
THE AUDIT
CATS
or
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
THE WELCOME
Full-body celebration every time you return. Every. Time.
A slow blink from across the room. It means everything. Earn it.
THE UPKEEP
Walks at 6am in the rain. A lifestyle.
A box, a bowl, and total independence.
THE LOYALTY
Would follow you into a fire.
Would judge the fire, then nap.
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